| Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review | Sb先生感谢来做工作成鸡总结 |
| No problem | 没问题 |
| So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? | 你是负责这里的工作，对吗？ |
| Absolutely, I'm the boss | 当然，我是老板 |
| Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss | 好,说说你当老板一天是如何过的。 |
| Well the first thing I do is... | 好,作为老板偶首先要做的是 |
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| Talk to to corporate (like a boss) | 谈论合作（像个老板） |
| Approve memos (like a boss) | 批准备忘录（像个老板） |
| Lead a workshop (like a boss) | 组织讨论会 （像个老板） |
| Remember birthdays (like a boss) | 记住别人的生日（像个老板） |
| Direct workflow (like a boss) | 指导工作流程（像个老板） |
| My own bathroom (like a boss) | 有自己的卫生间（像个老板） |
| Micromanage (like a boss) | 潜规则管理 （像个老板） |
| Promote Synergy (like a boss) | 促进协同合作 （像个老板） |
| Hit on Debra (like a boss) | 邀请黛布娜（像个老板） |
| Get rejected (like a boss) | 被黛布娜拒绝（像个老板） |
| Swallow sadness (like a boss) | 吞下自己的悲伤（像个老板） |
| Send some faxes (like a boss) | 寄 传真 （像个老板） |
| Call a sex line (like a boss) | 打SEX电话 （像个老板） |
| Cry deeply (like a boss) | 深深哭泣（像个老板） |
| Demand a refund (like a boss) | 要求退款 （像个老板） |
| Eat a bagel (like a boss) | 吃面包圈（像一个老板） |
| Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss) | 骚扰官司（像个老板） |
| No promotion (like a boss) | 没有俊升（像个老板） |
| Fifth of vodka (like a boss) | 喝５瓶伏特加（像个老板） |
| Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss) | 把黛布娜的办公桌上搞乱 |
| Buy a gun (like a boss) | 买一支枪（像个老板） |
| In my mouth (like a boss) | 放在我嘴里（像个老板） |
| Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit! | 哦,他妈的,我不能这样做,狗S！ |
| Pussy out (like a boss) | Pussy出来（像个老板） |
| Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss) | 在黛布娜 的办公桌上吐痰 |
| Jump out the window (like a boss) | 窗口跳出 |
| Suck a dude's dick (like a boss) | 吸一个花花公子的Dick |
| Score some coke (like a boss) | 搞些可卡因－ 蜻蜓改 |
| Crash my car (like a boss) | 砸烂偶自己的汽车（像个老板） |
| Suck my own dick (like a boss) | 吸我自己的Dick（像个老板） |
| Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) | 吃一些鸡块（像个老板） |
| Chop my balls off (like a boss) | 割偶自己的蛋蛋（像个老板） |
| Black out in the sewer (like a boss) | 堵住下水道（像个老板） |
| Meet a giant fish (like a boss) | 满足大鱼的胃口（像个老板) |
| Fuck its brains out (like a boss) | 干他妈的大脑（像个老板） |
| Turn into a jet (like a boss) | 变成一架喷气式飞机 |
| Bomb the Russians (like a boss) | 轰炸俄罗斯（像个老板） |
| Crash into the sun (like a boss) | 飞到太阳上去（像个老板） |
| Now I'm dead (like a boss) | 现在，我已经死了（像个老板） |
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| Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then? | 嗯哼。 每天这就是您？ |
| No doubt | 毫无疑问 |
| You chop your balls off and die? | 你割自己的蛋蛋和死亡？ |
| Hell yeah | 地狱耶 |
| And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick | 你说吸吮自己的Dick? |
| Nope! | 不！ |
| Actually I'm pretty sure you did | 其实，我敢肯定你做 |
| Nah, that ain't me | 不，这不是我 |
| Okay, well this has been eye opening for me | 我已经开眼了 |
| I'm the boss | 我是老板 |
| Yeah, I know I got that. You said it about four-hundred times | 你说四百遍了 |
| I'm the boss | 我是老板 |
| Yeah yeah I got it! | 是啊是啊我知道了！ |
| I'm the boss | 我是老板 |
| No I heard you, bye. | 我没有听到你，再见。 |
| LIKE A BOSS! | 我是老板!
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