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光腚治国 之 绿水青山
送交者: 三把刀 2023-05-24 17:41:07 于 [世界时事论坛]

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不记得什麽时候开始,光腚皇上金口玉言亲自指挥,说金山银山是绿水青山了。网上查一查,结果如下:


  • 绿水青山就是金山银山(又称两山理论、两山论),是现任中共中央总书记习近平任职中共浙江省委书记时,于2005年8月15日在浙江省湖州市安吉县余村考察调研时提出的理论,调研余村9天之后,习近平以笔名“哲欣”在《浙江日报》头版《之江新语》栏目中发表《绿水青山也是金山银山》短评,文中指出:绿水青山可带来金山银山,但金山银山却买不到绿水青山。绿水青山与金山银山既会产生矛盾,又可辩证统一。两山论是指导中国大陆生态文明建设的主要理论,也为习近平任职中央后提出的系统性的生态文明建设理论立下了基础,为中国大陆迈向生态市场经济提供了理论支持,为中国大陆供给侧结构性改革开拓新空间、提供新思路,为实现城乡两元文明共生、城乡均衡发展的中国特色城镇化模式提供了新的解决方桉。2017年10月18日,该理论写入中共十九大报告,此举以示他对环保工作的支持。该理论可以被认为是习近平新时代中国特色社会主义思想中生态文明思想的重要内容。


想一想这可又是科盲小学生光腚治国若烹小鲜的另外一项发明了。先查一查绿水青山的出处,最早是在王自在的唐诗《侠客行》中出现:青山不改色,绿水长流河。古道依旧在,风云不嫌多。然后就成了江湖用语了,例如在罗贯中的《叁国演义》第六十四回中,惶惶如丧家之犬的红N代刘备刘皇叔,对前来献西川地图的张松就说到:青山不老,绿水长存。他日事成,必当后报。


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到了金庸的武打小说里面,就给用滥了。动不动就青山不改,绿水长流了。


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其实对绿水青山用得最多,也广为人知的例子,应该是老毕养的《送瘟神》了:


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俗话说,月下看美人,距离产生美感。那麽科学意义上的青山什麽意思呢?


  • Distant mountains naturally tend to look bluish, you know. Australia's Blue Mountains and the Blue Ridge Mountains of the eastern U.S. weren't named at random. As the space between you and your favorite mountain widens, the latter gets bluer and fainter until - finally - it disappears from sight. That's why when we look at mountains far off in the distance, they appear to look blue.


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The Blue Ridge Mountains are perceived as shades of blue due to a common chemical released by the native trees that scatters blue light from the sun. 


  • The light from the sun is made up of all the colors of the rainbow. By the time the sun’s rays reach the earth, they’re scattered. The wavelength of each color is different, and because blue has shorter and smaller waves, they’re the easiest for the receptors in our eyes to detect.


  • Our eyes can pick up a range of colors within certain wavelengths. Each color has a different wavelength. Blues have much shorter and smaller wavelengths that happen to be easier for our eyes to detect. So, the Blue Ridge Mountains appear blue from a distance to the human eye because the haze scatters light from the sun — and our eyes pick up those beautiful blue waves!


这就是传说中的所谓的远即美了,山的颜色从远处看就是青的了,是自然现象,和人事无关。说与天斗就可以把山变青,是掩耳盗铃自欺欺人。而对于绿水的英文解释,则有下面的实例:


  • Green water (or Pea Soup) is caused by an algal bloom suspended in the aquarium water. There are several factors that can cause excessive growth of algae and although a Green Away treatment will remove algae the causative factors must be addressed to prevent further outbreaks.


  • The most immediate threat of green water is oxygen depletion. Green water is a free-floating algae bloom and algae takes up oxygen just like any other plant. Creating surface agitation in the aquarium can easily increase oxygen levels. Adjusting the filter return to increase surface water movement will increase available oxygen in the tank. Further, the tank temperature can be lowered a few degrees increasing the water’s capacity to hold oxygen.


2016年巴西奥运会游泳池绿水的故事,已经成了国际的笑话:


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在美国国家环保局的网站上,对绿水的危害,有如下的解释和警告:


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slide_1.jpgToo much nitrogen and phosphorus causegreen algal blooms in the water.


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slide_1.jpgThis diverse impacts on public health, the environment and the economy


原来绿水,只是祸水。而青山,则是远山,是画饼充饥。所谓的绿水青山,在科学和逻辑学上都是不通的。正确的用法,应该是青水绿山或者清水绿山。可是因为大国的老祖宗们不懂科学,只会打诳语,才将错就错。例如在宋代释普济《五灯会元》卷十《灵隐清耸禅师》中就记载说:问:牛头未见四祖时如何?师曰:青山绿水。曰:见后如何?师曰:绿水青山。


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既然光腚认为绿水青山就是金山银山。所以在大国,不仅水是绿的,山也都是绿的。就连隔壁老薄,也是绿的。有道是:


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在这寂寞的国度里:


远看山有色(青山)- 正如月下看美人,连母猪都成了嫦娥。

近听水无声(绿水)- 到处是一潭死水,绿藻不够再加油漆。

春去画还在(画饼)- 光腚做粱家河梦,起步于邯郸和正定。

人来鸟不惊 (死鸟) - 别说兔子不拉屎,就连鸟也不会拉屎。

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